PostedMonday, November 1st, 2010
Lindsay Lohan
You know what is the last think a drug addicted person needs? A vegetarian diet! But PETA would not agree with us. Actually the association is willing to pay Lindsay Lohan's rehab with one condition.
This sounds like that Pet Shop Boys song which says: " I Love you, You pay my bill"!
Lindsay has to think about discipline and she has to go vegan and add vegetables to her four basic food. Let's see: tomatoes juice with vodka sounds great. Also apples with a powder of cocaine, delicious!
"Lindsay Lohan is the most visible example of a real addict, and if she can conquer her addiction to meat and cheese, absolutely anyone can…. If she does, she'll not only save animals but save her own health, and she'll be an example to the millions of people who watch her every step", Ingrid Newkirk, PETA's Resident Humorless Whackjob for Life said.
We think this new plan is exactly what Lindsay was missing: discipline and to be a role model!
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